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Pong Panic

Pong, but the opposing paddle is terrified of the ball, the scoreboard lies, and your own paddle occasionally has a breakdown.

GLITCH: LowTYPE: remix

Mouse Y / Touch or W / S / ↑ / ↓Move Your Paddle (Left Side)

The right paddle switches mood every few seconds: green means it runs away from the ball, purple means it briefly finds its courage.
Every hit swaps the paddle's width and height and sends the ball back at a random speed.
One hit in ten turns the ball huge or tiny.
One in ten of your own hits sets off a Mega Glitch: your paddle teleports around the screen for 5 seconds.
The scoreboard is honest up to 3 points. After that it stalls, counts backwards, and ends up showing NaN.

“Manufactured in 1972 before machine sentience was deemed a workplace hazard.”