● LIVE ARCADE COCKPIT

Vibe Coder

A survivors-style arena shooter. Kite swarms of merge conflicts and deprecated APIs while your auto-firing weapon changes every 18 seconds.

GLITCH: HighTYPE: game

WASD / Arrows or Mouse / Touch DragMove Around the Arena

AutomaticWeapons Fire on Their Own

Kite the swarms of code monsters: you only steer, the weapon fires itself.
Collect the XP tokens that enemies drop to level up.
Every 18 seconds a Framework Update swaps your weapon: Coffee Shotgun, Rubber Duck Laser, Syntax Orbiter, or Stack Overflow Void.

“Recovered from a git stash on a burning production server.”