THE KAREN

RETURN POLICY RPG // 1994 EDITION

OBJECTIVE: Battle through 5 retail stores to extract full cash refunds, expired discounts, and manager tears.

TACTICS: Deal maximum emotional offense with aggressive Karen lines without letting the POLICE ARREST METER reach 100%!

🔥 RAGE METER: Fills on insults. At 100%, unleash SUPERSONIC SCREECH!
🚨 POLICE ALERT: Aggressive lines raise the cops. Use gaslighting to cool down!