The Karen: Return Policy RPG

A turn-based retail RPG in the style of 1994. Pick dialogue lines to wear down shop staff across 5 stages without getting arrested.

GLITCH: HighTYPE: game

Mouse Click or 1 / 2 / 3Choose Dialogue Line

4 / ClickSupersonic Manager Screech (When Rage = 100)

Battle through 5 retail bosses: Trainee Toby, Hipster Astrid, Supervisor Brad, Assistant Manager Linda, and Lord Gregory.
Pick lines to deal emotional damage and build Rage.
Watch the Police Heat meter: aggressive lines raise it, gaslighting moves cool it down.
If Police Heat hits 100%, you get arrested and the run ends on a mugshot.
Fill your Rage bar to 100% to unlock the 600 DMG Supersonic Manager Screech.

“Inspired by a legendary 45-minute return attempt of a lawnmower at a bakery in 1994.”